As Jesus is walking in the woods, he suddenly hears someone weeping terribly. He starts walking into that direction and sees and old man in tears, looking for something.
Jesus asks: “Why are you crying?”
“Oh, I’m completely overcome with sorrow”, says the old man, “I can’t find my son.”
“I can easily help”, says Jesus, “Did he have any special markings?”
“Of course he did”, says the old man, “he had metal nails hammered into both his hands.”
Jesus sinks on his knees and opens his arms: “My Dad!”
“PINOCCHIO!!!”
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hi,
How can Jesus be called the lost son. In genisis he was with the father as the spirit moving acoss the waters. Then he was with his father again we God said to satan ,Have you considered my servent Job in Job. on the mt.of olivets assending to the father he wasn't lost but were are if you'r not converted by following Jesus.
kkingdstyle
A JOKE is something said or done to evoke/provoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line, a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist.
"PINOCCHIO is a fictional character that first appeared in 1883, in The Adventures of Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi, and has since appeared in many adaptations of that story and others. Carved from a piece of pine by a woodcarver named Geppetto in a small Italian village, he was created as a wooden puppet, but dreamt of becoming a real boy. The name "Pinocchio" is derived from the Italian words pino (pine tree), and occhio (eye), i.e. pine-eye. In the Tuscan dialect, pinocchio is the term used to refer to the pine nut." - Wikipedia
hi,
I donn't beleive in puppets! onl thhe word of God.
kkingdstyle
kkingdstyle,
I guess, more definitions are in order:
Bible thumper (also Bible beater, Bible basher, Bible humper) is a term used to describe Christian fundamentalists, or anyone perceived as aggressively pushing their religious beliefs upon those who do not share them. Its target domain is broad and can often extend to anyone engaged in a public show of religion, fundamentalist or not.
The term alludes to a preacher thumping his hand hard down on the lectern and the Bible on it to emphasize a point during a sermon.
Sid Meier used the term in his PC game "Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri" to refer to the religious fundamentalist faction, with remarks made by the other factions in the game along the lines of "they're too busy Bible-thumping and it's cutting into their Bible-reading" to suggest that they had lost sight of the Bible's true teachings.
It is also the name of a Bible-study program for Palm OS which contains the full text of the King James Bible." - Wikipedia
Bible Humper
"A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.
Example:
Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper." " - urbandictionary.com
And for your humping (errr... reading) enjoyment:
9 Don’t just pretend to love others. Really love them. Hate what is wrong. Hold tightly to what is good. 10 Love each other with genuine affection, and take delight in honoring each other. 11 Never be lazy, but work hard and serve the Lord enthusiastically. 12 Rejoice in our confident hope. Be patient in trouble, and keep on praying. 13 When God’s people are in need, be ready to help them. Always be eager to practice hospitality.
Romans 12:9-13 New Living Translation Bible