3 wishes
The bear and the rabbit is walking in the forest.They meet the ferry godmother who says."You both look very nice, so I will grant you 3 wishes.""I wan... read more
3 months ago
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A thief is...
"A thief is a person who takes someone else's property," says the teacher."Johnny, you are not listening!""But I’m, sir!""Yeah?! Then tell me, i... read more
1 months ago
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Advice
A man is asking the doctor:"My wife become pregnant, and we do not know how can we have sex.""Well, in the first few months, you can do it the regular... read more
3 months ago
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After sex
Woman: "This was great. It’s nice to be here, lying in bed beside him. He is looking up, deep in thoughts. I'm worried. What is he thinking abou... read more
1 months ago
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Alcohol
At a university a biology professor is trying to teach the students about the damaging effects of alcohol. He places two glasses on his desk then fil... read more
3 months ago
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Americans in Wales
Two American tourists, in Wales, stops to eat in a city called Llanfacwyrnirbwlantyslioggich.One of them says to the waitress: "Before we order, could... read more
3 months ago
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Angels
A little girl asking her father: "Daddy what is an angel?" The father says, "An angel is a pedestrian who tried to jump out of the way too late..."... read more
3 months ago
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Angry wife
Two friends are sitting in a bar."My wife is very angry with me,” says one."Why?" asking the other."I was walking home from here, when I saw her... read more
2 months ago
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Any Key
Microsoft seriously considering to change the "Press any key" command to the "Press Enter" command because their tech support is swamped with ca... read more
3 months ago
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Appendicitis
A doctor gets a phone call at the middle of the night.A hysterical man says: "I'm Mr. Jones, please come fast! My wife has a horrible pain in her abdo... read more
2 months ago
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