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Cheating husband
Two girlfriends are talking:"I have figured out that my husband is cheating on me.""What a jerk!""And he takes the condoms from home.""That jerk!""But... read more
Cooking breakfast
A woman is making scrambled eggs for breakfast. Suddenly her husband dashes into the kitchen and says:"Carefully! LOOK OUT! Put a little more butter i... read more
Sure Knowledge
How do you call a woman who knows for sure EVERY night where her husband is? A widow.... read more
Roosters at dawn
"Daddy, why do the roosters crow so early at dawn?""You know, son,” says the father "they have to hurry if they have something to say because pr... read more
Drunken Rabbit
The little rabbit gets really drunk one night. As he groggily trying to walk home, his legs are getting heavier and heavier. So, halfway home, he lies... read more
Obscene Parrot
A man gets a very obscene and barefaced parrot as a gift. He tries to discipline the cocky bird but it keeps swearing and biting. So finally he looses... read more
The dead horse
The phone is ringing in the police station. The duty officer picks up. A male voice: "Hhhhalo, I f-f-f-found a d-d-d-dead h-h-h-horse...""Where is it?... read more
Windows
Windows - the commercial version of the Stoned virus. WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in dangerWinErr: 002 No Error - YetWinErr: 003 Dynamic link... read more
Miracle on Church Street
One Saturday morning a parish priest was taking his morning walk in the park when suddenly a frog jumped in front of him and started to talk:"Good mor... read more
Forest Market
In front of the forest market some animals standing in line, even though it is not open yet. The little rabbit tries to rush up front but the bear cat... read more
