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10 Ways to Annoy a Telemarketer 10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these... read more
WHAT SEX IS YOUR COMPUTER?
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").Recently, ... read more
Instructions
Actual label instructions on consumer goods:* On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. * On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase... read more
The Draft
In the forest, there is excitement in the air. Many animals have received their draft letters. The problem is that some do not want to be enlisted.The... read more
Smart people writing smart ads
Real Advertisements: 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us ... read more
Fanatic angler (rod)
Early, at dawn, the fanatic angler (rod) gets up to go fishing. His wife, still in bed, tries to discourage him: "Don't go. It’s raining. It's a... read more
My family as a country
"My family is like a country. My wife is the Minister of Finance, My Mother-in-Law is the Secretary of War, my daughter is the Secretary of State&hell... read more
I suspect
"I suspect that my wife is cheating on me.""How come?""When she came home this morning, she said she slept at Susan’s place.""And?""That is impo... read more
Small misunderstanding
"Yesterday I had a fight with my wife on a small misunderstanding""What misunderstanding?""She told me that I could go to the pub to get one beer but ... read more
A thief is...
"A thief is a person who takes someone else's property," says the teacher."Johnny, you are not listening!""But I’m, sir!""Yeah?! Then tell me, i... read more
