Obscene Parrot

August 5, 2008 / by JThunder

A man gets a very obscene and barefaced parrot as a gift. He tries to discipline the cocky bird but it keeps swearing and biting. So finally he looses his patience, grabs the bird and puts it in to the freezer to cool it off a little. The parrot keeps swearing for a bit more then suddenly everything is quiet. Then the bird starts begging to let it out. The man takes pity on the parrot and lets it out of the freezer. The bird flutters to a chair, turns around, and in a very well mannered fashion says: "I promise, that from now on, I will be good and I will behave. But tell me, what the hell did that poor chicken do?..."

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