Last words:

"Such a cute little tusker..."

"Hello, little sharky..."

"This is the best creamy mushroom soup ever..."

"Let's go closer, they look friendly..."

"This is definitely not the live wire..."

"Throw me that axe, please..."

"Look, someone lost a hand grenade..."

"Lets jump, this water is deep enough..."

"This equipment is perfectly grounded..."

"...Weren’t these actually our own coordinates?"

"Russian roulette is fun..."

"Nyet, towarish Stalin..."

"Look Igor, such beautiful lights over Chernobyl..."

"Where is the break?..."

"I don't need that bulletproof west..."

"I'm sure they have no more ammo..."

"I wonder what this button do..."

"We can ignore this minefield sign..."

"This road is not so icy..."

"It's still yellow, we can make it..."

"This wall is very strong, I can even kick it. Look..."

"One Viagra is not enough, I will take two..."

"Look at this idiot, it's the middle of summer and he is collecting berries in a fur coat..."

"Only professional handlers can differentiate between this vegetarian legless gecko, I hold in my hand, and the similarly looking deadly bearded viper..."

"Such a friendly tiger..."

On kamikaze training: "Watch closely, I will show this only once..."

Navigator: "Go Right... Err...

Chemist:
1) And now the tasting test...
2) And now shake it a bit...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette...”