The little rabbit gets really drunk one night. As he groggily trying to walk home, his legs are getting heavier and heavier. So, halfway home, he lies down under a bush and immediately fells asleep. He is already happily snoring, when 2 big hungry wolves come along.
"Look a little bunny,” says one of them "and he is already served up to be my dinner..."
"What are you talking about?” growls the other. "Even the blind can see that this rabbit lies on MY hunting grounds!" Word follows word, then they start fighting and eventually they kill each other. Next morning, as the rabbit wakes up, he can't avoid seeing the two dead wolves. He gets really upset. "That's it! I will definitely have to go to rehab," he says to himself "I have a few drinks and I become this crazy, affraying brute..."
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this styl of writing was kown , at first, in the arabic rennaissance,when fatal oppression was the master,the way to expresse and to tale was interogating and dialogu animals, so does your recent civilisation suffer from this classical sympton!!! i really don t think so, even the silence got right to express and to tale, then the trouble in the structure of morale people that does nt exploit the super and sweet conditions in this great country
zoubairi hassan marley morocco please link to ::zobairi8zebra.centerblog.net
Wwzzzzzuuuuummmmmmmmm.... Right over my head. Sorry, but I honestly have no idea what are you talking about. Beside your very obvious shortcomings of English spelling (for example "styl" is actually "style" and "kown" should be "known" if you would pay attention to place all characters necessary to complete the words you are typing.) and grammar, your comment doesn't make much sense for me.
If I understand correctly, you are trying to say that animal fables (thanks for comparing my joke to an animal fable) were the results of the Arabic renaissance. I'm sorry to disappoint you but according to my sources, they weren’t.
"In the 9th century Al-Ma'mun set up the Bayt al-Hikma or House of Wisdom for research and translation. Caliph Hisham ibn Abd al-Malik was instrumental in enriching the literature by instructing scholars to translate works into Arabic. Abdullah Ibn al-Muqaffa translated the animal fables of the Panchatantra. These translations would keep alive scholarship and learning, particularly that of ancient Greece, during the dark ages in Europe and the works would often be first re-introduced to Europe from the Arabic versions."
"Panchatantra was originally a canonical collection of Sanskrit (Hindu) as well as Pali (Buddhist) animal fables in verse and prose. The original Sanskrit text, now long lost, and which some scholars believe was composed in the 3rd century BCE, is attributed to Vishnu Sarma. However, based as it is on older oral traditions, its antecedents among storytellers probably hark back to the origins of language and the subcontinent's earliest social groupings of hunting and fishing folk gathered around campfires."
This clearly shows, that the animal fables are Sanskrit (Hindu) in origin and only about 500 years later got translated into the Arabic languages.
For the rest, I have no idea why everything has to be either political, or religious? A joke is a joke. Read the definition! Did you laugh? Good. You didn't? Well, read the next one, or find someone who actually wants to debate politics with you...
But hey man, thanks for reading my jokes, and thanks for taking the time to comment. I appreciate it no matter what.
(As a side note: I know that I'm the last person who should criticize anyone for their style of writing, but you know what, spell checking, wikipedia and dictionary.com are your friends... and they are free to use and user friendly...)
before every thing i master 5 languages, french , english ,arabic,berber,arabic argo, and now im learning hebreu; so i got 2 blogs to i must answer now french blog and blogster, so my reflexes can t resist to this recent modification, and after all i belive that the important is the ideas not quantitises of talks, and im working alone , and after all i don t like to revise what i have wrote it nervse me this is the job of secretaries in the long run i m here just to do pblicity to my centerblog in french great work waiting me like the 3 book in psychology........... i was a child of university we had study philosophy in arabic language thanks for giving me this holy accasion to revel who im, try to accept critics if you want to be a famous writer; im not coming from the sky im old than the wold ask cnn , bbc sky news , arte tv5 mcm mtv de, polska.......ask the world
"before every thing i master 5 languages, french , english ,arabic,berber,arabic argo, and now im learning hebreu;"
I applaud you, learning 5 languages are not a small task. On the other hand, your arrogance amuses me. "master" is a word I would hardly use for your knowledge of the proper use of the English language.
"so i got 2 blogs to i must answer now french blog and blogster, so my reflexes can t resist to this recent modification,"
Sorry, again, you have lost me there... are you trying to say that it is hard for you to switch back and forth between French and English?
"and after all i belive that the important is the ideas not quantitises of talks,"
Right, however it helps, if those others you are trying to convey your ideas to actually understand what you are trying to say... In so far, it is only a wild guess on my part when I'm trying to figure out what are you trying to say.
"and im working alone , and after all i don t like to revise what i have wrote it nervse me this is the job of secretaries"
Again, arrogance... those lowly secretaries must be pretty upset reading your comment (by the way, I think you are mistaking secretaries with editors.)
"in the long run i m here just to do pblicity to my centerblog in french great work waiting me like the 3 book in psychology..........."
??? I'm clueless. Did you write 3 books or you are reading 3 books... I guess it is the latter, but if you wrote them I really hope that you have had an editor to help you.
And don’t even start me on psychology… a bunch of money hungry hypocrites, whose definition of a new disease is like “DLTGTTPD”, and the only recommended cure for it is heavy drugging, lobotomy and electroshock therapy. (I’m sorry, I’m so rude… Let me spell out the disease for you less knowledgeable folks… “DLTGTTPD” stands for “Don’t Like To Go To The Psychologist/Psychiatrist Disorder”)
"i was a child of university we had study philosophy in arabic language thanks for giving me this holy accasion to revel who im,"
You welcome. (I guess it is pointless to comment on the rest of this "sentence".) Please let me know which university you are talking about so I can make sure that my children will even not go near of it.
"try to accept critics if you want to be a famous writer;"
Where did you get the notion that I want to become a famous writer? And could you explain to my why should I accept critics (and how am I supposed to figure out if you are talking about the actual words of criticism or the people who are doing the act...) and give a rat’s ass about them?
"im not coming from the sky im old than the wold ask cnn , bbc sky news , arte tv5 mcm mtv de, polska.......ask the world"
Now this is really just blabbering... Let's agree that you do not have to read my posts and this way you might be able to avoid the lurking heart attack that is threatening your otherwise hopefully fulfilled life.
ROFL! Well my lord Zoubie, you are certainly full of hubris if not substance. I hate to burst your bubble but, you might want to take English off your list of mastered languages, so as not to embarrass yourself further. In JT, I think you picked a fight with someone you are ill equipped to handle.
..JT - Thanks for the chuckles. I'm very happy to live in America, where we can still enjoy a good laugh, and are free to follow whatever political and religious ideas suit us, not to mention consuming all the beef and pork we please. I could say so much more, but this is your house, and I your guest, so I’ll stop before I offend. LOL
PS. It has always amused me that people who can remember good jokes seem so much more efficient in business, and adept at processing information, than people who learn multiple languages.
..Now, lets get back to your topic O'master of the house, and have a few more good jokes!!! :)
ok ok let s be friends after this long concret jungle
zoubairi hassan marley morocco
Ok, No problem.
thanks