About Me
A JOKE is something said or done to evoke/provoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line, a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist.
Keep this in mind, and enter at your own risk.
[not so] Legal Notice: I do not take any responsibility what-so-ever for the consequences of you reading my blog, and I will not pay your laundry bill. And for that matter your lawyer.
Lawyer: "Is this a Joke?... I do not see the climactic humorous twist..."
Recent Entries
Sure Knowledge
How do you call a woman who knows for sure EVERY night where her husband is? A widow.... read more
Roosters at dawn
"Daddy, why do the roosters crow so early at dawn?""You know, son,” says the father "they have to hurry if they have something to say because pr... read more
Drunken Rabbit
The little rabbit gets really drunk one night. As he groggily trying to walk home, his legs are getting heavier and heavier. So, halfway home, he lies... read more
Obscene Parrot
A man gets a very obscene and barefaced parrot as a gift. He tries to discipline the cocky bird but it keeps swearing and biting. So finally he looses... read more
The dead horse
The phone is ringing in the police station. The duty officer picks up. A male voice: "Hhhhalo, I f-f-f-found a d-d-d-dead h-h-h-horse...""Where is it?... read more
Windows
Windows - the commercial version of the Stoned virus. WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in dangerWinErr: 002 No Error - YetWinErr: 003 Dynamic link... read more
Miracle on Church Street
One Saturday morning a parish priest was taking his morning walk in the park when suddenly a frog jumped in front of him and started to talk:"Good mor... read more
Forest Market
In front of the forest market some animals standing in line, even though it is not open yet. The little rabbit tries to rush up front but the bear cat... read more
Honor Student
A kid is a very bad and lazy student. One day his father gives him an ultimatum. Either he starts to get better results or he will find himself in a v... read more
Last words:
"Such a cute little tusker..." "Hello, little sharky..." "This is the best creamy mushroom soup ever..." "Let's go closer, they look friendly..." "Thi... read more
